Apocalyptic Saturday

Well, Saturday May 21st is coming up and you know what that means…

Yep, the end of the world…


So, what do you plan to do on the day everything ends?

I’m planning to start my day by going to work. End of the world or not, I still got bills to pay.

Speaking of which…

If, oddly enough, Sunday May 22nd does roll around I wonder if the guy who started this crap is gonna give all the money back that he took. Seriously. I checked out the website and for $19.95 he will tell you how he delved into the Bible and broke God’s secret code that states when the world will end.

That being the case, if you gave this jerk money you deserve not to have it.

I mean, think about it. The world is going to end and this jack-ass is asking for money to tell you how he figured this all out. Doesn’t that raise a red flag in the old noggin’ for you. The world is ending. Why does this guy need money. Hell, if I really believed the world was going to end I would max out every credit card I had, take out the biggest loan the bank would give me, mortgage my home and live like a friggin’ king till it all ended.

Apparently this fellow doesn’t really believe his own prophecies, but I do figure that he is living like a king out there somewhere because there are numerous sheep tromping around who are more than willing to give up hard earned cash for the chance to find hidden Bible secrets that more than likely don’t exist.

Anyway, I’m going to work then coming home, watching a movie, do a little reading and have a couple of beers. If the world does end before midnight I’ll probably just sleep right through it.

Note: Just to double check that what I said was true I went to the guy’s website (Family Radio) I saw nothing about charging anyone $19.95. Now, I would swear that when I looked at it a month ago money was being taken to reveal the details. I even remember getting aggravated and closing the web page in disgust, but there is nothing about it now. Either I went to another website where someone was charging, they quit taking money, or I need to get on some medication for hallucinations. Any of the three possibilities are equally plausible.

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~ by bretjordan on May 18, 2011.

2 Responses to “Apocalyptic Saturday”

  1. My plan is to randomly counsel those who have been trying to give me things to read about it for the past 7 months. That is, if they’re not too embarrassed to be seen in public.

    • Yeah, if the shame isn’t too much for them they should be easily cheered up – after all we will all still be here living our lives while the world continues on until the next ‘end of the world’ nutcase sets another date.

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