Still Here

Today is Sunday May 22, 2011. The day after the rapture. The day after the world was supposed to be changed forever.

I’m still here.

If you are reading this I’m assuming you are still here…unless there is a special internet line to Heaven.

Everyone I know is still here.

Maybe it happened and nobody was righteous enough to ascend into Heaven. Imagine all the disappointed faces this morning.

Maybe God decided to spare us since the Family Radio guy warned us to repent in order to postpone the event. That’s what I bet the Family Radio guy goes with. Instead of looking like a moron he will come across as a hero and savior to his flock of sheep. Wait…sheep don’t travel in flocks. Well, you know what I mean.

Oh, just to set the record straight, I have nothing against Christians, and I’m not trying to bash the Christian faith. I just love to make fun of folks who go out of their way to say things that make you think they have a single digit IQ.  There are good, intelligent Christians out there, but every time a moron like this opens his mouth the credibility of the entire Christian community gets taken down another notch. It’s really not fair to them – hence the aggravation.

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~ by bretjordan on May 22, 2011.

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